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🗓️ 10 December 2019
⏱️ 91 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free |
0:05.2 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you |
0:10.6 | Jordan, Jesse go, I'm Jesse hot pants thorns, Jordan Morris boy detective |
0:14.9 | Those aren't hot pants, so well, this causes a lot of confusion |
0:18.3 | Temperature wise, not because I'm, I must say usually I'm physically attracted to you |
0:24.0 | Yeah, not in those pants though |
0:25.5 | Really? No? |
0:26.5 | These are really dampening your attractiveness |
0:28.7 | Yeah, sorry, so I mean I would say that they're the opposite hot pants unless they're making you warm temperature wise |
0:34.3 | Yeah, that's the exact issue |
0:35.9 | These are not short shorts |
0:38.3 | Although, I mean, we want to talk about who like short shorts, I like short shorts |
0:42.7 | That's a song I think, yeah |
0:44.7 | These are a heavy woolen pant that I put on this morning because I was leaving the house at like 6 a.m. in the rain |
0:53.5 | To go to the flea market, right? |
0:57.5 | They served their purpose well at the flea market, but then instead of changing pants midday |
1:03.5 | I took a nap while watching the football game in the wheel in the wool pants and the wool pants stayed and I was unable to change the wool pants and |
1:11.8 | We're gonna be in this studio. My legs are gonna be getting hotter and hotter |
1:15.4 | Well, hey, we don't have to be like that Brian get get some scissors. Let's make those into wool shorts |
1:20.6 | Yes, wool shorts wool shorts will shorts |
1:24.4 | Yes, will puzzle master wool shorts |
1:29.0 | How are you doing buddy? Oh good just saying stuff sounds like other stuff |
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