The White House has restored the press pass of Jim, look at me, I'm Jim Acosta, but has

also issued new rules of journalistic decorum that some say are directed at catching

a cost to out so they can take his pass again.

For instance, at the top of the list of rules is this one, quote, no White House reporter

shall begin and end his last name with the same vowel, or act like a three year old buffoon

in order to get attention."

Another rule is quote, when asking a question, reporters must actually be searching for

information, not just trying to shout out their stupid opinions, which nobody cares about

anyway, especially if they begin and end their name with the same vowel, or act like

a three year old buffoon, unquote.

Yet another rule is quote, reporters will not be permitted to shout a follow up question

after wrestling the microphone away from a female intern, while screaming, look at me

damn it, I'm Jim Acosta, unquote.

And one final rule is quote, no reporter shall be allowed into the press room who has

a particularly stupid looking face and gets on our nerves and is Jim Acosta, unquote.

CNN is threatening to sue over the new rules, claiming they are unfair because they specifically

target empty-minded leftist pseudonous organizations with lower ratings than that show on Nickelodeon

where they dump green goo over some teenage gory box and are there, but therefore clearly

aimed at CNN.

A federal judge says he will overturn the new rules as violating the First Amendment, just

as soon as he reads the First Amendment and finds out what it is, assuming it's not too

long and doesn't have a lot of big words in it.

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