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A record number of women will be joining the House of Representatives next year, and that

means many of us will only be pretending to listen to what they're saying while hoping

they have the common decency to bring us another beer. Among the gals, we'll be joining

our nation's lawmakers, we'll be the Google-eyed Socialist Looney to Alexandria, Acasio Cortez,

and yes, she's another one of those brainless dams who make a profession out of spending

the money you earn, but on the other hand, the dim-witted babe assures us she can definitely

slay a Luke. So at least the beauty contest has been taken out of the Miss America pageant

and brought into the government where it belongs.

Two other frails will be joining the Long Acres on the first two Muslim women in the House,

which means it's time for the press to celebrate their diversity without noticing that that

diversity includes rampant anti-Semitism. One of these Allah-loving chickenies is Ilhan

Omar, who has referred to Israel as a, quote, a partied regime and has prayed that Allah

would awake us from Israel's, quote, evil. Now, you might say it's not inherently anti-Semitic

to criticize Israel as an evil apartheid regime, but you'd be utterly in the wrong and should

stop talking because you're making a fool of yourself.

The other Islamogirl is Rashida Talib, who has declared that we should cut all aid to

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