Ep 614 – Carl the Casual Satanist: The Complete Collection

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Brother Jake flexes his brilliant satirical muscles while comparing a Mormon faith crisis to a Satanic faith crisis in these 4 mini episodes, complete in one episode for the very first time.

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0:00.0	Oh, that's really beautiful.
0:04.0	So I couldn't help but notice, but is that a pentagram?
0:10.0	Oh, right, that. I actually forgot that was on there.
0:14.0	Well growing up I was I was my parent I was actually raised a Satan's.
0:22.0	I'm a post-Sativist.
0:23.0	Next-sat-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sativist?
0:25.0	Wait, really?
0:27.0	Yeah?
0:28.0	You were a-sativist?
0:30.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:31.0	So, do you still...
0:32.0	No, no, no, no, no, I don no, I don't believe it or really even practice it anymore, you know, obviously.
0:38.0	And now we make the sacrifice, for in the shedding of blood, we are renewed.
0:49.0	What's going on?
0:51.0	Shh, shh, shh, no, no, go, date, good day, could you keep your voice down? on. Godas sanctuary anymore? Oh, really?
1:03.0	Why is that?
1:04.0	Dr. Grayson, I appreciate the visit, but if you don't mind me asking, what exactly are you doing here?
1:11.0	Carl, your mother is very worried about you.
1:14.5	I freaking knew it.
1:15.5	I knew it.
1:16.5	Mom?
1:19.5	What?
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