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Infants on Thrones

Ep 609 – Saturday’s Warrior: Sing-a-long Smackdown

Infants on Thrones

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2020

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Mormon doctrine set to music. A throwback episode to March 2015. Enjoy!

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0:00.0

Because when I was a little kid in our family we had all when you were just a little boy

0:05.8

when I was a little boy when I was just a little boy we only had seven records.

0:10.6

It's fun because it's horrible and it's fun because it's this nostalgia.

0:17.0

I really enjoyed myself watching it last night. And my seven-year-old's like, what are you watching daddy? I want to watch it.

0:26.3

So he's watching it with me and he's like, daddy this doesn't make any sense. He's a grown man.

0:31.2

Why is he talking about not being born yet?

0:33.6

And then I'm like, oh, he doesn't understand anything about my history.

0:37.3

And that kind of made me sad in a weird way.

0:41.0

And so because the hippies are going to take over the universe if the Mormons don't stand up and be the valiant ones in the end

0:48.0

Wait, so the stage play the baddies are the are hippies they are just kind of yeah whereas in the 89 they're like

0:55.2

the baddies from like safe by the South even though they feel this

0:59.9

emptiness like there's one more that's supposed to come and we know that there's one

1:03.7

more because we saw her in the pre-existence and she made Jimmy promise that he

1:07.4

would let her come you know as as big brothers often control what their parents.

1:13.0

Because she was the last one and what if they choose not to,

1:16.5

she'd have to do another family, not her real family.

1:19.5

Right, she'll have to go to like Zimbabwe or something. Or Calcutta.

1:25.4

And, uh...

1:27.2

And uh... And uh...

1:28.2

And the play explicitly says that sucks.

1:31.8

Yeah. You know. There's that sucks. Yeah. Well there's that like womanly matron. It

1:35.5

certainly makes Earth life a lot easier now you know you get more and more

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