What we want you to be is the most athletic version of yourself.

Yeah, we need you to put on muscle.

We need to be jacked and we have ways to do it.

But at the end of the day, I need you to be able to use that, you know, that muscle, that size, that strength in a functional manner.

Hey, everyone.

Thanks for tuning into Power Athlete Radio, featuring The Crew.

We're a former pro football player and a D3 All-Star use strength and conditioning as an excuse to talk about anything but.

Now here's John and Tex.

Hey, welcome to another episode of Power Athlete Radio. Mr. McCorkin, what the fuck are you working? I can just see you over there pecking all nervously. I will. We got this thing called the Hotline. Oh, is it hot? How hot is it? Trying to cool it up. Ah? Okay, hey, for those of you guys that aren't familiar with Power Athlete Hotline, it's this little thing that we have on WhatsApp where you can text, you can send pictures, you can ask questions. And since we started pushing it out into the universe, I've been asking for a lot of D picks for Mr. McQuilkin. Here's a deal. Someone sent one.

Was it theirs or was it just the snicker bar with the dick vein in it?

No, they got rid of the dick vane.

Oh, I heard it because it's offending people that actually have the vainy snicker bar.

Easy.

Well, anyway, the picture that was sent was it was a clip of photograph by your boy, Nickelback.

Look at this.

Photoshopped into the photograph.

So like imagine this video clip where he's holding up and showing some photo.

And then it's the, remember that big, big two sit on the edge of the bed. You mean the way we got through COVID lockdown, which is texting different pictures of our boy. Nobody knows his name. Actually, I'm not going to Google. I just associate him with Eddie F. So when I get a text from Eddie F, I know that it's going to involve that guy. Yeah. So, I mean, like he's, he's really Eddie Ips spirit animal. Sounds about right. Yeah. So that was sent and I texted back uncalled for. Well, you know, if you guys have any free time, we got this thing called the hotline, 929-464-4-6-0. 9-29-ing-0.

If you want to send any cool pictures from Mr. McQuilkin, he's going to get them.

And you know what?

I'm going to laugh about it. The whole company gets him. Yeah, that's probably a real problem. I shouldn't be asking for that because we might get ourselves into trouble. Well, okay, don't send anything weird because we do have some amazing ladies on the backside that help us manage this rigamarue.

So. anything weird because we do have some amazing ladies on the backside that help us manage this

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