Today is the day that millions of Americans will fulfill the most solemn responsibility

of free men and women, the responsibility to blindly cast their votes without having

the slightest idea what the hell is going on.

This is the day when we cherish the freedom to vote whether we're male or female, lighter

black, alive, or a Democrat.

In order to ensure that the best and brightest from among our nation get nowhere near the

levers of government because when clowns and lung heads are running things, it's just

more amusing.

Today, every American can stand tall in awe at the majesty of the peaceful transition

of power from whatever idiot has it now to whatever fool has been willing to lie and

cheat to get his hands on it.

Today, we put our most deeply held principles into action and cast our votes so that our

chosen leaders can begin the daunting task of raising money for their next campaign.

In each and every hamlet in town, Americans know in their heart of hearts that soon either

a Democrat will ascend to high office and begin screwing everything up for decades or a

Republican will take the reins and be crapped on by the media for the rest of his natural

life.

For myself, I can barely watch this profound spectacle of human liberty without thinking

to myself, I wonder what else is on and will there be a nude scene?

And if so, how many times can I watch it before my wife comes in and tells me to knock

it off?

This, after all, is what so many of our good and brave soldiers have fought for.

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