Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris cocaine cowboy

Okay, so we teased this last week. Is this something we need to get into?

We can I mean we can we can do our general top of the show chat intro the guest and then I'll tell this story that I teased last week

Yeah, that it's kind of a B-

Oh, look out. Yeah, look out America. Here comes one of Jordan's lesser

It has an end it hasn't beginning doesn't have a middle we'll see can I share a very brief anecdote please

So about your bootleg Bart Simpson t-shirt it actually is about my bootleg

T-shirt it's great by the way great bootleg Bart Simpson t-shirt. Thank you very much fan of the genre so of

Maybe a month or so ago I bought this bootleg Bart Simpson t-shirt at the flea market great place to buy a bootleg

It's worth it. I mean, it's it's their home. Yeah, I mean, there's also you know

vintage clothing store for a hundred dollars. Yeah, geez right they're very expensive these days, but

Yeah, I got this one at the flea market paid a reasonable price it was

sizeable enough for my beefy body and

And my it's not a Haynes beefy tea is it no this is far below the beefy tea stanter

This is this is a

Shmaine's yeah look luxurious hang that a beefy tea does shmaine's leafy tea sure

And by the way shmaine's you'll always be hot in these if you

Shmaine's like Haynes, but hotter get yourself a steeper and try

Shmaine's leafy tea just instead of bags or whatever right yeah, there's a really different experience

Plastics in the bag. Yeah, we're all slowly poisoning ourselves. Yeah for dolphins all drinks are poison. Yeah, so

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