Well, well, well, we have good news to start the show today.

It is Fatbile Friday, hashtag F-P-F, and remember way back three weeks ago, when Chrissy

Teigen said she was officially leaving Twitter forever, remember, remember because she

just couldn't do it anymore.

Well, that was three weeks ago.

How old were you three weeks ago?

You can't even remember.

She just announced that, you know, it turns out it feels terrible to be off of Twitter.

And I just, look, I just want to be part of Twitter again, okay?

I just, it feels terrible to no longer enjoy belly chuckles randomly throughout the day.

I lost friends.

You know, I choose to take the bad with the good, so good, good, so I mean, I'm not one of her

1.5 million followers, but many of them welcomed her back and missed her commentary.

And man, when I saw that she came back to Twitter, I almost followed her.

That's how excited I was.

And then I thought, well, no, that's okay.

There'll be enough people retweeting her gobbling book that I'll be able to enjoy her, her great

tweets and her commentary, even though I don't follow her.

But welcome back, Chrissy.

Welcome back.

I know three weeks feels like forever, doesn't it?

Yes, it does, but no more, no more because Chrissy Tegan is back this time.

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