Sound the alarms, alert, alert, alert.

Darius, a continental, giant rabbit is missing.

It's believed to have been stolen.

Of course, it couldn't have run away.

No way.

It is the world's longest rabbit.

Well, it was in 2010.

Over four feet long, you see the picture of this rabbit.

It's a mighty big rabbit.

And you'd get a lot of stew out of that rabbit.

Oh, no.

I mean, no.

You couldn't cook a rabbit like that.

The owner and that Edward from Worcestershire,

Stolten Worcestershire, by the way,

to be specific, has offered a thousand euro reward for his return.

And it's a very, very sad day this past weekend when she went out to his enclosure,

which is in the garden, and he's gone.

Now, Darius is too old to breed, so you couldn't steal him for breeding purposes.

I mean, you could and then realize, dude, why don't you hop to it?

Get it?

Hop to it, but he couldn't.

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