President Kanye West visited rapper Donald Trump in the White House yesterday, or possibly

it was the other way around, but who knows since reality is clearly ceased to exist.

In his signature dragon energy style, Kanye took the microphone from the leader of the free

world, saying, I'm going to let you finish your term, Mr. President.

But first I want to say that Beyoncé had one of the greatest videos of all time.

Trump agreed and immediately redressed the injustice by appointing Beyoncé Chairman of

the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

And I woke up.

Even in real life, the meeting of two of America's greatest something or others had a surreal

quality to it.

Kanye wore a MAGA hat and compared it to a Superman cape, which made perfect sense, or

no sense at all, since it's almost impossible now to tell the difference.

Kanye also defended the Second Amendment, which made sense, though it made no sense that

he was making sense, and the paradox towards gigantic wormhole in the space-time continuum

causing reality to be sucked into itself.

And I woke up.

Regaining consciousness I saw the left in the news media, but I repeat myself, reacting

to the A Donald Summit with its usual affable goodwill and principled integrity or violent

hatred racism in hysteria as we used to call it before we fell through the wormhole in

my previous dream and language-lost all meaning.

Former DNC chairwoman Donna Brazil said, quote, and this is a real quote, assuming there's

still such a thing as a real quote, Kanye West has set us back 155 years, unquote.

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