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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 591 - M-A DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS (Mall)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

the wow wow west all right here we go yo speaking of hot mites got all that venom out yeah true

0:07.4

speaking uh there was a there was a principal at uh some school in delaware county that was leaving a

0:14.2

voicemail for a parent and he didn't realize the thing was still going and just kind like he got in trouble because it was a jewish

0:22.2

parent and he was uh after like he thought he'd hung up i think someone was like who was that

0:27.3

he goes this guy he's a fucking asshole he's like a big hot head and i think you mentioned he's like some

0:31.4

jewish guy he's like he always wears fucking sweatpants all the time he comes in here and frees up

0:36.4

wearing sweatpants and the lady goes what does he do for living he goes i don't know controls all the time he comes in here wearing sweatpants and a lady goes

0:37.9

what does he do for living he goes I don't know

0:39.5

controls all the banks or whatever

0:40.8

and they put that

0:43.0

this guy's funny as shit

0:44.4

the comments are half split

0:47.7

between like this man is a scumbag

0:50.1

needs to be removed and people being like

0:51.7

I'm signing my kids up for the school

0:53.5

right now that is like that's like

0:56.1

a worst nightmare I know especially if somebody was like not really bashing you yeah you know I mean

1:01.7

if you like overheard a voicemail where they're like dude he just wears sweatpants all the thing

1:05.7

kind of like smells like he's like nice but he's like just a gross he'd have been totally fine if he didn't do the, I don't know, probably controls the banks or whatever. I mean, he had to hit that home run. It's a home run, dude. There's nothing he can do about it. Somebody lobbed one right across the plate. He's the principal, bro. He's going to have to become a gym teacher now. He's going to promote him to gym teacher. Jim teacher will be good though. Five-year, that's Jim teacher energy. That is Jim teacher.

1:31.1

He should be a gym teacher principal's crazy for that type of thing yeah true yeah but yeah he got busted uh

1:36.6

but yeah you know whatever that's what you always got to hang up before you talk shop about the jews

1:41.3

at work yeah if you decide yeah and then a lady too it's just like a total delco lady. Like, you know, what does he do? What is it just firing away the place? I don't know. Probably controls of banks or something. It's just all right. So that was a fun, that was a fun thing to see. That's great. Yeah. I thought it was funny. It was a funny. It's without a doubt funny. I guess he's going to get fired. He has to get fired.

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