The Wild Wild West.

Oh, no, they don't even tell me I was, it was not on the Kingdom coaster.

It offers gentle thrills with smooth turns, small hair time.

I've been on there.

I've been on there.

What are you talking about?

Like the size of the cat.

No, the, uh...

I get that size of the cat, yeah.

The cat, I think, is, uh, let me say. Brother, just feast your eyes. I see it. The thing's fucking nasty as hell. Look at the size of the cat. So you know what? You know what the beast does? The beast versus the wild cat. The wild cat is... This is fucking newer, dude. It's the longest, too. It's kind of, it's kind of cap. Fuck the beast, dude. The beast is longer. The Wildcat. Hurs your part. Yeah, the Wildcat is like higher, I think. It has. Of course it is. It's huge. It's so scary. Dang, dude. Bro. A classic figure eight design, which often focuses on the class. Okay, my wild cat's just an out and back classic. So the forces, the forces on the wildcat are rougher. You want to, if you ride the beast, you want to claim the largest wooden roller coaster in the world, it's like, you know what I mean? When was the beast constructed? I don't know. But my thing is, it's not as rough and tumble as the wildcat. So the beast is like a longer ride, which gives it the biggest, quote, unquote, wooden roller coaster in the world. But we're talking G-forces here. So, damn. It's probably built a long time ago. It was fucking alive. 1979. 79? It's the biggest. There's nothing I can say. I was wrong. No, no. No, I was wrong. There's nothing I can do that. Don't get down on Hershey, dude. Hershey is, it's still, Hershey has a scarier wooden roller coaster that's probably higher. I'm telling you, I busted my fucking lip on the wild cat.

And this guy is going to wear an I survived Hershey shirts.

You're going to steal Valley like that?

How'd you bust your lip on the wild cat?

The fucking thing comes to a screeching hole.

I smacked my face.

It was nothing to me, dude. Spent the rest of the day, bloodied up. What would you rather do? If you're at Dorney Park, you go into the amusement park or Wildwater Kingdom? As a young man, the water park. As an old man, you're saying now. Old man, I'd like to not, yeah. Because when you're a young man, that's getting soaked at a park as a young man's game. I didn't give a fuck. I would walk around just drenched all day. Now I'd be so mad. You don't realize how I went to a water park recently. You don't realize how fucked up you get on those slots. You get elbow burns nonstop. I got off and i was like god my fucking elbow ride i was

on was with you in south carolina never again dude right of first turn i got flipped off the raft

yeah slowly landed in the pond it's also like a family's a tiny water slide isn't yeah it's an

absolute vacuum seal on your dick you get off that thing you're like

yo dude the tinnus is fully fucking yeah gym shorts my tiness could be preserved indefinitely in that

bathing suit it was vacuum sealed it was tight it's crazy dude i think we had also regular gym shorts on

yeah that's the not the move i had to wait in the pool until mac could get us towels yeah i was like

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