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because we've been promising for weeks now to bring you a podcast via Zoom

which is very new-fangled. Well we had a go last night and guess what ladies and

gentlemen you're almost welcome it was an absolute disaster

the sound quality was dreadful and it would have driven you mad so we're going

back to plan B which is creating a

podcast via our mobile phones on a question and answer basis. So this is Jenny and

Camberwell and I'm now going to hand over to Judith in Oxfordshire.

Hello Judith, I miss your face, I miss your pat lunches.

I'd like to ask you a question and that question is, you know like your hypochondria is off the scale in normal times how are you doing now?

Hello Jenny, hello gang, how nice to hear you Jenny? Yes, last night was a bit of a bloody disaster wasn't it oh and we were

tired and we were waiting for our cold floor and oh no it didn't work anyway so here we are

bright and early, lip salon and right, your question, your first question to me about my

hypochondria, which yes as we know is normally off the scale, mind you're not pretty close. Well, everything else apart from the

coronavirus issues does seem to have gone away. So for instance my dry eye syndrome

which was really getting me down, which obviously got from you.

I mean joking and I know it's not contagious. That was really getting me down before you know

it came along and I've completely forgotten about it now really okay I don't put a few

drops in but otherwise I'm fine and the trouble is that obviously as a dedicated and rather conscientious

hypochondriac this virus has yeah well it has proved to be quite time consuming

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