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Ep 580: Funny Small Bites 07 - Quick Best Of clips

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🗓️ 4 November 2022

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Quick best of clips from Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Chris Distefano, Phil Collins, Sting, Chuck from North Carolina

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0:00.0

Rachel madam. Yeah, I hate that dude. Yeah, he's tough

0:03.3

Gladio

0:28.3

You see there's a guy my friend works in the like you know this special crime unit like, you know

0:32.9

pervert unit some guy last week or a couple weeks ago was fingering his own

0:37.2

asshole and then running up to people in McDonald's and running out and he

0:40.7

got arrested for that. Hey listen I was gonna talk about something but if you

0:44.6

talk about sticking fingers in your asshole I know a got quit smoking and he

0:49.2

isn't even got a false eye contrast and every time he wanted to

0:53.6

cigarette he stuck his finger in his ass and he smoked for like 30 years and

0:58.3

he quit in six months. The book he talks about becoming quote because he says

1:09.0

he's not an alcoholic per se but he started drinking heavily when he turned

1:13.3

like 55 years old because he was found himself just at home with nothing to

1:17.0

do. I like that urge every day. But you did right in the air too. No I didn't. I didn't like shit.

1:24.8

I want to go back to the cigarette guy with putting the finger in his butt. Yeah

1:29.8

because we laughed so hard but like explain that though so the doctors say

1:34.1

every time you got it. This guy helped me on my race car for

1:39.9

just 17 years old and he smoked fucking Winston and Mara Barles every other

1:47.0

fucking Maria and he finally tried to go in he got hypnotized he went in here he

1:52.2

went there he went to this psychiatrist and he told him that you need to do

1:57.1

every time he wanted to smoke cigarette you need to do something to yourself

2:01.7

that will significantly make you forget about cigarette. So they talked to each other

2:06.9

and I think if he just stuck I ain't talking about finger here I asked like

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