Ep 579: Back from Aruba w/ stories

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3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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There's nothing left in the complimentary section, the screaming parrots, they eat the iguanas, worst vacation photos ever, no one believes in bathrooms if your'e standing in a pool with a crappy Aruba beer, it's all about the slide, I want free coffee and don't want to pay extra for cheese, their language is amazing, worrying about sharks and much more!

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0:00.0	You must pay you rich you find like I look at my kids. I'm like, fuck this to Ferrari standard
0:08.3	Like the white Miami vice one and a new one and you would go for two
0:12.0	I've definitely go for two
0:14.0	Yeah, but I'm my fucking garage my giant house and pump an obi because I have no kids
0:20.4	How do you live where do you live in New Jersey? I say of you. I can't you live in pump an ob fuck yeah
0:26.0	I'm adding shit so you just see dollar signs when you look at your kids everything they say like the other day
0:31.5	Kids like all I want to play in terminal basketball. I'm like fuck
0:34.1	That's a 48-inch or TV right there downstairs. Oh, we are back
1:04.1	Back in the New York groove. What's going on everyone? Good morning and welcome to my live stream 500 feet above New York City
1:13.6	Yeah, it's been it's been a long two weeks
1:16.6	Went on a little vacation from my vacation
1:20.6	We we went down to our
1:24.1	We went to a rubah for my for my wife's birthday and man did we have a glorious time
1:31.7	but the word of the day is
1:35.4	tired
1:36.6	Very very tired. I got to say good morning to Leslie Larsen. Hi, Leslie. How are you?
1:43.1	You're first on the Facebook first cheers in two weeks
1:47.3	Cheers to you and yours cheers
1:50.4	Oh god damn that's hot. That's a hot coffee right there. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm I'm exhausted
1:57.7	Exhausted from having a good old time
2:01.7	We left our rubah when do we leave a rubah?
2:07.1	Sunday I think it was Sunday
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