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So it's being reported that in Charlottetown, which is in Prince Edward Sound, or up there

somewhere, you know, if you look at the map, it's up there somewhere, is being touted as

this great humanitarian move from the police department and the neighborhood because they

rescued a seal that was wiggling down the sidewalk, walking the way seals do down the sidewalk

in this town, who apparently was disoriented and on some kind of mind-altering drug that

made it leave its natural habitat and start scrolling in town.

And this lady said she saw in the sidewalk, she called 911, and you know, they rescued

it, they called the fish and wildlife people in Canada, you know, whatever they're called

in Canada, they got a blanket and they took care of it, and the people from the federal

department of fisheries and oceans said that, you know, hey, we just need to return it

back into its natural habitat and it's just a wonderful thing that happened.

And really what happened is this out of control police department arrested what appeared

to be a disoriented high seal walking down the street.

And how do we know that?

It was proven by an interview, man on the street interview, which we love here on chewing

the fat, a man on the street interview who said he witnessed the arrest, yeah, Ted Beer

reporting live from the neighborhood saying exactly what he saw police arresting a seal.

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