Hi, everybody. Welcome to fat mascara. I'm Garrett.

He's Garrett. I'm Jen. It's a podcast about beauty culture. Thank you for taking the lead there, Garrett.

So my first time leading, I'm so excited. I was like, you say hi to everyone.

I'm not feeling well.

So I'm giving everybody a heads up.

Garrett's like, we need to not record.

And I was like, we must record.

But I'm a little off today.

But luckily we have Dr. Months, who's not a doctor, in the house, to talk about all things beauty culture.

But I'm going to be leaning heavily on you,

Garrett, to lead the fam through the wide world of beauty culture this week because I'm a little sick.

You can lead on me. That's what I'm here for. Yay. I know what I need. I need a week at the

White Lotus in Thailand like you have. Funny you should mention that because I literally just did that.

I want to hear everything.

So while Garrett was away, the White Lotus Season 3 premiered.

If you're not familiar, intrigue, mayhem, sometimes murder in a fancy fancy resort.

That is not unlike an Amman,

a six senses.

Or in your case, you went to the actual, tell us everything.

You went to the actual place this White Lotus season is filmed, right?

Yes.

So I hope the story comes out before this episode airs.

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