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The Adventure Zone

Ep. 57. The Suffering Game - Chapter Seven

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Game Over. Taako makes some fashionable friends. Merle does some wordplay. Magnus remembers.

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0:00.0

Previously on the Adventure Zone that it seems like the undead or I should say the living dead are

0:07.1

immune to the voidfish's powers. This apparition, this red robed lich, it starts to lose its

0:14.1

composure, it starts to lose and I mean that literally like the spectral form starts to jerk

0:19.0

violently and a bolt of energy kind of like whips off of it. Taco your umber staff turns inside out

0:27.5

and sucks that wand in and devours it. You remember the umber staff is capable of consuming the

0:34.7

magic essence of your defeated foes. Listen I'm pretty sure you guys are gonna get out of here so

0:40.4

I'm gonna part ways with you now. What? Um when you see Lucrecy again tell her I don't know make

0:46.6

up something heroic for me I guess. Nope you jump back up on to the catwalk and as you do you hear

0:54.0

fake Magnus go what? Wearing a plate of very very very fashionable Elven scale male you see

1:02.4

one of the mannequins standing right next to you. I'll be having my body back you undead fuck.

1:10.4

Oh day what a cool cut. I think you might be doing some cussing of your own by this episode's end.

1:17.3

It's the adventure zone.

1:48.0

Let's roll initiative that's always a really exciting way to start a podcast is the sound of

1:54.7

dice hitting some table. I wish I also the and also the math like people love it when it's just like

1:59.6

welcome to the story now it's the math time. I wish I had wooden dice that'd be very fitting.

2:06.4

Nine oh my god oh I have advantage don't I on initiative. I have a choice. That was my fifth one

2:14.3

and a two. Hey so much better. Where'd you get Taco? Nine. Okay so before before we get into the fight

2:26.4

something happens that that black smog that's all like surrounding the ceiling of this gigantic

2:33.4

cavernous room that you are all all in standing on this catwalk in the middle of it. It starts to

2:40.4

take shape immediately above the three of you and it forms into a massive steel beam that just

2:48.4

after it takes shape it becomes sort of affected by gravity and it starts to fall towards you.

2:56.3

And just before you sort of reflexively prepare to leap out of the way with varying levels of

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