Ep 57: Qpla' and Order

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2013

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Murder on the Sisyphus!

Klingon translation of the Law and Order opening courtesy of Robyn Stewart, Chris Lipscombe, and Christopher Kidder-Mostrom of A Klingon Christmas Carol.

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0:00.0	In the criminal justice system of the report.
0:04.0	Hasl Rovey Ossapingbo.
0:07.0	Gormirat poor ho.
0:09.0	Hasn't new bot, I say.
0:11.0	He's rebuoy,
0:12.0	and I see a judge.
0:14.0	Bech, lud with varmy.
0:17.0	Dad, Dad, the hounds.
0:22.3	Come here, the hounds are going crazy, Dad.
0:26.0	All right, son.
0:27.7	I'm coming.
0:28.3	Come on, week up, Dad.
0:29.5	I'm coming.
0:30.5	Oh, my God.
0:32.7	Oh, my.
0:33.0	Dad, is that...
0:34.2	That's Commander Hays' dead body.
0:41.3	Oh, my God. He's been chopped limb from limb. Someone cut his arms off and cut his legs off and cut his feet off too.
0:45.3	And look, they wrote something in his chest with his own blood.
0:49.3	It says, keep away.
0:52.3	Keep away from what, son? I don't know, Dad. I was hoping you would have the answers.
0:58.0	All right, I'm going to go get on the old phone and call up the captain. I'm going to lick the blood off.
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