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Improvised Star Trek

Ep 56: A Shuttlecraft Named Desire

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2013

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

The USS Antebellum brings the sultry Ambassador Blanche and Captain Stanley to the ship, resulting in some upset nerves.  The crew deals with Starfleet's Antilles To Do list. With special guest Martin Wilson.

Recorded Oct. 7, 2012 from a suggestion by @sizemore.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Shields up, red alert.

0:04.0

Shields are up. Red is alerted.

0:07.0

Alright, I want a full scan of that other ship.

0:10.0

Sir, it is a Federation Transport Shelf.

0:13.0

Oh, oh.

0:15.0

Shields down.

0:16.0

Shields are down.

0:17.0

Uh, cancel, red alert.

0:19.0

Red alert is canceled. Okay, now hail the ship.

0:21.6

We should have done that first.

0:22.6

Sorry, sir.

0:23.6

Oh, I thought this was gonna be a really crappy day.

0:25.6

Hello, Captain Baxter.

0:28.6

Hello.

0:30.6

Uh, I'm sorry, I don't remember you. You already know my name.

0:35.6

Yes, I do.

0:36.6

Hi. My name is Ambassador Blanche.

0:41.3

Captain, I just checked the call sign for that ship.

0:44.3

It's the USS Antebellum.

0:47.3

Ambassador Blanche, it's a pleasure to meet you.

0:49.3

Um, were we scheduled to meet an ambassador?

0:51.3

Yes, we're transporting an ambassador.

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