What's going on everybody? Welcome back to kicking it with cause episode 57

Cause here your favorite internet comedian

Which isn't saying much to be honest with you considering

Who's considered what what they allowed to be considered an internet comedian

But it's saying something and that's important. You know as long as I'm your favorite. That's really all that matters

Welcome back. I'm terribly sorry that there was no episode last week

Unfortunately, I was feeling very sick and then I was gonna

But then I didn't because I started streaming on Twitch and then I needed to get that done and I promised that you know because I

I've been I'm gonna be honest with you

I because I promised that I was gonna start Twitch one day and then I didn't and then I made that promise

Then I didn't fulfill it and you know I listen cause you know me if you've been listening for a while

I tend to in my life. I make a lot of promises

I make a lot of promises and I really only deliver on about a third of that

But I mean Jordan didn't shoot a hundred percent from the field. Did he? No, he didn't

30% 33% is really what it is when you really break it down mathematically 33%

Of my promises end up being fulfilled and to be honest with you. I feel like that's good enough. I feel like you know

It's because if I shoot if I start shooting a hundred percent you guys are gonna expect too much of me and we don't need that you know

What?

Nobody I don't need anybody to really rely on me, you know

We don't that's the last thing I want to happen. So as long as I fulfill about a third of the promises

That I say I think we're gonna be all right there

Yeah, sorry, like I said, I got sick then I started streaming on Twitch. I'll be so I'm streaming

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