Hey, hey, hey, Halloween episode episode 56. Welcome back to kicking it with the bat. We ain't kicking it with cars today

I found him zip tied his nuts to his chest and threw him in the closet

I was supposed to be a guest on today's episode

But I asked him to I asked him to do my theme song and he was like that's copyright

That's copyright. I'm not here

So I zip tied his nuts to his chest through him in the closet and now it's my show and if you're sitting down

You wonder how did you do that? You figure it out. You figure it out

Okay, hop on your little train go over to imagination station and you and you just

Come to grips with how I even did that. I'm not gonna tell you how I did it because it's gonna

It's gonna make you squirm more if you think about it. All right nuts chest

Touching both both of them both nuts

Anyways, what up? It's the bat. We're in the back cave. No biggie

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It's back cave city, bro. Look at me look at this dude look at my belt look at my look at these abs

Dude, you know what I know those abs are from fucking trauma trauma and too much money built these abs pussy

Everyone's like how do I get in shape? How do I look like the bat man kill your parents and get and get a personal trainer

All right, kill your parents get a trust fund and never look back. That's what I did. That's what I did baby

I'd honestly to be completely honest with you. I know this is sick

But I would watch my parents die again just to get back abs. That's the fucking truth, man

That is the truth hard to believe goth them sexiest man alive right here baby and favorite fed

You know I'm the favorite fat on the favorite everybody loves Batman in the city

They see but oh there goes the bat man and they don't even they don't even really think about it

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