Ep. 57 | Bryan Callen Loves Men's Bodies But Isn't Gay
Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters
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🗓️ 16 May 2022
⏱️ 99 minutes
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The boys talk more about the Faucci situation, how parenting has changed since they were children, Bryan's daughter being a future lawyer, and why Bryan Callen loves men's bodies.
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, if you wanna see me drop the hammer of the fucking gods on your unspecting ass, just come, I'm gonna be in Michigan May 27th, 28th, 26th, 27th, 28th, uh, we go up a little bit, sorry about that, uh, go up a little more, I wanna find where the first of Holland, I believe I'm in Holland Michigan, yeah, Holland Michigan onto 26th, and then Grand Rapids on the 27th, then the following week, I'm going to Ohio, I'm gonna be in Columbus on the 2nd, Cleveland on the 3rd, |
| 0:30.0 | and then Dayton returning to the scene of the crime on the 4th, come get weird, bro. Yeah, got my special taping that Sam, Sam's technically kind of producing this. Yeah, yeah, Sam Tripoli, Bray Improv May 19th, Sean, you'll be down there, um, and then I got West Palm Beach, Florida, Improv May 27th, 28th, 29th, I'll see you there. People ask, is everything inconspicuous? |
| 1:00.0 | The answer is yes, grew and what is controlling everything, and why? They practice sorcery, I can't argue against magic. I don't know what it is that we live on, but I believe it's around. This round that we live in is the lowest level of heaven, highest level of hell. |
| 1:25.0 | Chicken, snake gods, and then unknocked, and sorcery. If Sam says the chicken snake god is running over there, I'm literally in the world of crazy. |
| 1:36.0 | I'm a winner. |
| 1:39.0 | Conspiracy Social Club, AKA Chief Water. |
| 1:43.0 | We have a lot to talk about. We got so much to talk about. I mean, I always have something to talk about, and just know if I wasn't here, I would be talking about it to myself. |
| 1:52.0 | In my head, and I love you. I can't turn my skull off. You pull up in your car, and you're fucking on the phone. |
| 1:59.0 | Okay, I'll see you later. |
| 2:02.0 | It was great. I wake up, phone is on fire. I want to buy that Bitcoin that you bought. What one? I don't know. |
| 2:11.0 | She booed, dude. She gets out. It went down. Don't sit in the pocket, dude. What do you mean? Sit in the pocket? It went down a little bit. |
| 2:18.0 | She's in the pocket, dude. You know why it went down? Yeah, because it made so much profits, there's a bunch of people wanting to make money off it. |
| 2:25.0 | And we give this Elon Musk bullshit, like this guy. Bitcoin went down. Yeah, because Elon Musk is like, oh, we're not going to do it because of the environment. |
| 2:34.0 | Okay, let me get this right. Dude with electric car. Bitcoin's using too much electric to make it. The guy was telling us electric cars. |
| 2:42.0 | Not like that. When you make those nickel engines, at least it used to be. So the reason that a Prius actually had a bigger carbon footprint than a Hummer for a while, was because the nickel for the engine was made in China. |
| 2:55.0 | To get that nickel over, you have to use huge boats that use bunker fuel, which have a really high sulfur. Of course, dude. |
| 3:04.0 | I think when they're idling, I think for three days, idling in the port, it's the equivalent of 12,000 cars is something crazy. So bunker fuel is crazy. |
| 3:14.0 | So, you know, at the end of the day, if you look at like, I was driving a Prius thinking I had a really clean footprint, but no, in fact, it made a huge carbon footprint. |
| 3:24.0 | So leaving a carbon footprint is really hard not to do. So, so, yeah, closer. I'm with you. Yeah. Are you okay? |
| 3:32.0 | Yeah, it's happening at a moment. No, I had to bring my mic up. Yeah, I mean, it's just it's just all around stupid. It's like Bill Gates wants to knock a block out the sun, but we have solar panel. I mean, it makes no sense. |
| 3:45.0 | The whole thing makes no sense. Here's the truth, man. I, I am, I like Elon Musk. I think he's a theater character. And I think the truth is he's trying to cover up. |
| 4:01.0 | That Tesla isn't doing well. I think they are doing well. No, the stock is valued higher than what they're actually producing, but everybody's, everybody's buying them. |
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