Guys, can we talk about how I actually put on two different shoes today?

And you know what? I like it. It keeps me, it means I'm hip and cool, right?

Guys, if you want to see me drop the hammer of the fucking gods on your unspecting ass,

just come May 11th to look good on the gal. And then at the end of the month,

Daddy's coming to Michigan. Yeah, let's mad Max this shit. I'm going to be in Michigan May 27th,

28, 26, 27, 28. Uh, we go up a little bit. Sorry about that. Uh, go up a little more.

I want to find where the first of Holland. I believe I'm in Holland, Michigan. Yeah,

Holland, Michigan on the 26 and then Grand Rapids on the 27th. Then the following week,

I'm going to Ohio. I'm going to be in Columbus on the second, Cleveland on the third,

and then Dayton returning to the scene of the crime on the fourth. Come get weird, bro.

Yeah. This weekend, Comedy Loft, Washington, DC, come see me. Then I got my special taping

that Sam, Sam's technically kind of producing this. Yeah, yeah. Sam,

Tripoli, Bray, improv, May 19th, Sean, you'll be down there. Um, and then I got West Palm Beach,

Florida, improv, May 27, 28, 29. I'll see you there. May is a busy fucking moment. Are you out

town this weekend? Yeah, man. I'm in the, I'm at the Comedy Loft in DC. What day, Thursday, Friday,

Saturday? All right. Good to know. When people ask, is everything in conspiracy? The answer is yes.

Who and what is controlling everything and what? They, they practice sorcery. I can't argue

against magic. I don't know what it is that we live on, but I believe it's around. This

round that we live in is the lowest level of heaven, highest level of hell. Chicken snake gods

and the Anunnaki and sorcery. If Sam says the chicken snake god is running everything,

I'm literally in the world of crazy. I'm winning. Who's it? Conspiracy social club,

AKB waters, waters, waters, waters. I think so, dude. Where are you right now?

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