I've said it before and I will say it again, the Toronto Blue Jays are America's team and

I say that with authority and certainty while in Dallas, Texas.

Okay, some point.

Blue Jays fans caught having sex during the game, allegedly.

Now, we've blocked out the image TMZ used, but I can tell you with some certainty that

there is no allegedly about it.

I mean, you know, unless they both had a pants malfunction and fell over on each other

at the same time.

That does happen from time to time.

Now, this is the Blue Jays Stadium, which has a hotel overlooking the game.

Before there have been incidents where people were seen having sex through the windows

of the hotel, and like, if you need to have sex during the game, maybe that's the solution,

but this was in the stands.

Now, this is also following news from last week about another certain mouth-related incident

happening at an Oakland A's game.

Now, I love baseball, but I guess it can be a bit boring for some, especially if you

happen to be an Oakland A's fan these days.

But maybe excuse yourself to a classy restroom stall or something where there aren't 30 roaming

cameras at all times.

I just a suggestion.

And as for the love, the lovebirds up in the 500 section, at least they can rest easy

knowing that they're only the second most amazing thing that has ever happened at a Blue

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