Warning, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. will travel to Philadelphia this Thursday, a couple

days from now, to give a prime time speech outside Independence Hall about the end-I quote,

soul of the nation.

Let's just put aside for a moment the fact that this 167-year-old potentially dead man

with empty eyes, the guy who's kind of staring empty at it.

He doesn't know if he's shaking hands with people.

He seems like he's kind of a zombie. He's talking to us about souls, okay?

Pretty sure the Catholic Church is going to have some quipples with him about his whole

soul thing and the supporting the child murder thing.

That's a totally different issue though.

Something about this struck me in a far more terrifying horror movie-ish kind of way.

The soul of a nation.

Is that some sort of keyword?

When he says soul of a nation, what happens?

Like when he spouts that out to the cameras, are we going to have legions of bloodlusting

liberals being triggered?

Kind of like the silver shamrock commercials from Halloween 3.

When that came on, all the kids' heads were eaten by bugs and snakes.

Is that going to happen to us on Thursday?

It's that creepy to me.

And yes, I did just reference the one Halloween movie without Michael Myers in it.

And you know what?

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