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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 560: Lovitz Again with Glen Weldon

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Glen Weldon (Pop Culture Happy Hour, The Caped Crusade Book) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the specific pain of Glen felt taking phycology for his marine biology degree as someone who is color blind, the time Jordan had a fancy afternoon of expensive olive oil tasting but ended up feeling really greasy, and the detailed back stories of the porn actors who work out at Glen's gym. Plus, Jordan gets Glen to weigh in on his new signature segment, "Which Avatar sequel are you most excited about?"

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.0

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.3

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. I'm more a boy detected. How are you my friend?

0:15.9

I'm good. I'm bummed the audience. Miss the fun pre-show warm-up bit we did

0:20.6

We did such a great. You know, here's the thing about this show the best bits happen off Mike

0:25.7

Just when you're listening to the show know that there were like three or four really funny things that happened before

0:34.0

Before the mics turned on

0:36.0

Anyway, it was gold. I don't know if trying to recreate it would would mean anything

0:42.0

But man it was good after I'm just gonna sit in that for a while after every show

0:47.0

There's just a moment where we all go

0:49.7

And then just file out and silence

0:51.7

Exactly. It's good that we're not near an ocean because we would just walk into it

0:58.3

Put some stones in our pockets like the setting sun. I guess there's the lake the Makarca

1:03.2

We can walk into that I would enjoy walking into Makartha Park Lake and that would be nice

1:07.6

It'll be really lovely you would maybe die some way that's not drowning

1:11.6

Yeah, I think you know, it's a syringe in the eye stepping on a gun gun. Yeah, the guns work underwater. Oh boy

1:18.8

I hope not tell you. Yeah look at whales

1:22.7

Bam bam

1:24.7

Right in the blue hole. That's why I think we should give guns to whales or at least allow whales to purchase guns

1:32.0

Right. Yeah, unless they have a record so they can shoot back sure. Yeah, right?

1:36.7

All it takes is fair. The only thing that stops a bad gun underwater is a good whale with a gun. Yeah

1:44.4

Like what do you think a whale would fight maybe a squid? No, that'd be great

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