Ep. 559: Avatarred and Feathered with Helen Zaltzman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Helen Zaltzman (Answer Me This!, The Allusionist) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the overpriced poo museum (poo-seum) that Helen visited in New Zealand that didn't live up to it's theme, the Sega Genesis games that Jesse has trouble resisting at thrift stores, the lack of bedside manner in Helen's British healthcare providers, and Jordan's karaoke strategy for someone who is bad at karaoke.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.6	Jordan Moore's boy detective.
0:15.1	How are you doing? We're recording on an afternoon today.
0:17.3	Yeah. It feels like luxurious.
0:19.3	Well, I'm realizing how much more my ex-mufflers up in the afternoon.
0:23.7	Really? I've got some week, some midweek ex-muff.
0:26.8	Yeah, I've got an itchy elbow and I don't know how it's going to affect my performance.
0:30.1	We're going to get you probably negatively.
0:32.6	We're going to get you on the roads, the topical roads.
0:35.1	I don't know how much more a road I can handle in my life.
0:38.1	I'm doing so much juicing already.
0:40.6	Really?
0:41.1	Yeah. I thought you were just shooting up flaxy oil.
0:44.6	That was my understanding.
0:45.6	Man, that was two months ago, baby.
0:47.6	I have moved on.
0:49.1	What's a B12 shot?
0:51.1	I don't know, but I'm getting one in the ass every week.
0:56.6	It's not making me feel better, but I'm afraid if I stop doing it, it'll make me feel worse.
1:00.9	Like a B12 shot is like what Ariana Grande would get.
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