Hello and welcome to Something Zoff with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Ted Baxter.

And today we're going to be talking about sex, or rather the dearth of sex, presently accompanying the United States people.

Most of the data that's out there right now, most of the empirical research

indicates that Americans are actually having less sex now than we have been historically,

which might come to a surprise to you if you're watching any amount of

television or movies which tend to portray us as everyone having sex but you, but in

fact that is not the case. There are statistical declines in the amount of sex people are waiting later to start having sex and they tend to be having less sex in their 20s and 30s.

And I'm going to talk to Billy Binion of reason about why that is and what the underlying structural problems are.

Afterwards, we're going to do a little bit of Mea-Culpa.

I'm going to give you an update on the unrelated Virginia controversy that's been happening

with the governor there that did Blackface a few years ago, and I'm going to air out a couple

of the skeletons in my closet in hopes of just getting ahead of some stuff.

So no big deal. Don't worry about it. You don't even need to listen to it to be honest with you.

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