Hey, everyone. Welcome to fat mascara. I'm Jess. I am Jen.

Jen, I noticed you have a different background today. I noticed these cool kind of light cocoa walls.

My sister-in-law will be thrilled that you described her bedroom with that lovely color story.

Beautiful, like, cocoa walls, a beautiful, like, kind of white accents.

I'm in our nation's capital, Jess.

I'm so glad you asked.

Wow.

You are in the belly of the beast right now.

Yeah, we record this before Election Day.

You know, we record a couple days ahead here in the United States, but this is coming out Wednesday, which could be a very interesting day here in America.

Yeah, so I want to say apologies if we sorry, sorry we're not live. Sorry,

we're not like Michael Barbaro. As you know, Jess wants us to be streaming and I adamantly refuse.

You know, we will get there. We will get there. Yeah. Well, it's still a couple days ahead of the

election and here at Fat Mascara, we vote for beauty and peace, don't we? Yeah. How are you? How is your

week? How was your Halloween? What was Lake for Halloween? Oh, it was great. Our Halloween was great.

And it was, it was, it was, it was great. I was sorry. I just was not, why am I saying sorry?

No, it should be. Lake was Bell. I was supposed to be Bell too. She wanted me to be Bell as well. But my costume arrived

and it wasn't the right size. It's amazing what kids will go with the flow with. I was like scared to

tell her and I was like, I'm going to have to be Bell next year. She was like, okay. But you never know.

And then you're like, we don't have the Cheerios you like and there's like a meltdown. Yeah, exactly. But I got to say,

I live in Hoboken and they do it up. They do it up big time for Halloween that didn't disappoint.

There were so many freaking kids. Like you couldn't even walk and it was great. But it was really

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