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All right, go ahead. So, A couple years ago we moved to Utah County. I figured it would be a little weird or different and I was right.

Unlike our neighborhood in Salt Lake, our new neighbors smoke a lot of weed, party hard, and get into frequent domestic disputes.

We purchased our building lot from an older man who lives next door.

He's a hardcore Mormon, you know, that one guy that still calls black people Negroes.

In the entryway of his house, he even has a copy of that painting

with the founding fathers having their temple work performed.

He figured he'd be a good neighbor and would at least just keep to himself most of the time.

What we didn't know is that several of his adult children live at home in the basement apartment, which is really close to our back fence.

One night I opened her back door to let her dog out and was surprised to hear someone yelling at the top of their lungs.

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