America's therapists say there has been a rise in what they are calling Trump anxiety disorder.

I'm not making this up.

According to a report from the Canadian Broadcasting Company, and I've translated this from Canadian

into English so that it includes people's actual genders and the fact that most terrorists

are Muslims.

But anyway, according to the CBC, Trump anxiety disorder is becoming more and more common.

Symptoms of Trump anxiety disorder include a fear that the world is going to be destroyed

while you're at work because you actually have a job for the first time in eight years.

There's also a feeling of loss of control or helplessness because you no longer have an

unelected government agency telling you what to do every minute.

And another symptom is spending an excessive amount of time on social media discussing

how you now literally live in the dystopian world of the handmade style and are literally

being forced to wear restrictive clothing and give birth to children, even though literally

none of those things is literally happening.

Even sufferer from Trump anxiety disorder agreed to speak to reporters on condition of anonymity

and told them, quote, I just feel as if my entire life has been a mockery and a waste.

My hopes and dreams are in ruins.

I'm drinking too much and becoming sloppy and haggard.

And all I do is stare at myself in the mirror and think, if only I'd campaigned in Wisconsin,

I'd be the first female president today.

Unquote.

Another Trump anxiety disorder sufferer put it this way, quote, yes, the economy is booming

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