Ep 55: The Penetrant

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2012

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

When a team of geologists goes missing on Ordorian II, the crew must dig deep to find answers.

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0:00.0	And here you'll see where our drill controls are.
0:05.0	We've been drilling deeper in the planet than anyone has ever drilled in this planet before.
0:12.0	Oh man.
0:13.0	Oh man.
0:14.0	Which brings us to our missing scientists.
0:16.0	Oh boy.
0:17.0	Our scientists are missing.
0:19.0	Lurham, could you keep it down?
0:20.0	Oh, boy. I'm trying to listen to the news. They could be dead, or they could have just vanished to another plane. You see the size of that drill? Yeah, it's a huge drill. Oh my gosh. Basically, what I'm saying is you're our only hope. He said they went deeper than anyone's ever gone before. He just said that we're his only hope.
0:38.3	It's like they're trying to mess with me.
0:41.3	We're trying to save scientists.
0:43.3	You have to put your dick on a shell.
0:45.3	So, do you have any other questions?
0:48.3	Yeah, I have a question.
0:50.3	Yes.
0:51.3	What's this thing made out of?
0:52.3	It is made out of Tritanium. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a tritanium alloy. Oh, yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah. Can't guarantee there weren't some impurities during the smelting process. Oh, I bet there were. I bet there were some impurities when this baby was smelted. Lauren, is this really going to be a problem?
1:12.6	Like, are you going to be able to do this mission? No, no. It's going to be fine. It's going to be fine. I can do it. I can do it. Look, I have a device that we can set up right now to help you. It's basically a robotic chast of them. Oh. Basically, I'm going to attach, actually I just attached.
1:27.6	Okay.
1:28.6	Oh my goodness.
1:29.6	And now basically every like chastity belt. Oh. Basically, I'm going to attach, I'm, actually I just attached. Okay.
1:28.3	Oh my goodness.
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