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Improvised Star Trek

Bonus Episode: In the Brig Blues

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2012

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

When Cmdr. Hayes spends the night in Lady Cola's brig, he makes some new friends and some new enemies. Recorded Feb. 2012 from a suggestion from Darren Amaya.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Nick Wagner.

0:01.0

And this is Sean Kelly.

0:02.0

Thank you for listening to the Improvise Star Trek.

0:05.0

This week we have an episode that we recorded many months ago.

0:10.0

Back in February, I believe.

0:12.0

Yes, back in February of 2012, called In the Brig Blues.

0:16.0

It was suggested by Darren Amaya via Facebook.

0:20.0

And you haven't heard it before now because it was a little bit on the short side and a little rougher than we normally do.

0:28.3

Yeah, but we've cleaned it up and it should be good to go.

0:32.0

It's a very funny episode and keep your eye out for a new character and being introduced in this classic

0:40.6

episode of Improvised Star Trek. And we'd like to give a shout out to Tangaxon who gave us a very

0:48.2

nice review on iTunes. Yep. One of the best ways you can support the show is to give us a rating and or a review on iTunes,

0:56.1

so please do that if you have a chance. Thanks for listening. Goodbye.

1:04.2

Hello, Lady Cola, I have to say, this was the best night I've ever spent in the brig.

1:14.7

You are getting full marks for your brig maintenance.

1:18.5

Thank you.

1:19.3

And if you'll just let me out, I will sign your review.

1:22.4

Well, I was hoping you could give it another six hours.

2:00.9

Another six hours in the brig? Yeah. So you can really get the full experience. You got the night, but... Oh yeah, I guess I don't have the day. You don't have the day in here. All right, okay. Yeah, I'll just go back to reading my book. Were you comfortable? I was very comfortable. Do you like the colors? Yeah. Could I get a spoon, though? I can't really eat a soup with a fork. I'm so sorry, we can't allow spoons in the brig anymore because of Fritz. Oh. Oh, right, that makes sense. Yeah. I have a little wooden thing, like if you're eating a popsicle or something.

2:03.6

Oh, I'm not eating a popsicle. I'm eating soup.

2:04.2

Oh.

2:06.8

That's how I can just drink it out of the hole.

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