Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a wizard.

You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for medical professionals.

Witches and wizards in lime green robes were walking up and down the rows,

asking questions and making notes on clipboards like umbrages.

Harry noticed the emblem embroidered on their chests, a wand and bone crossed.

Are they doctors? he asked Ron quietly.

Doctors? said Ron, looking startled.

Those muggle nutters that cut people up?

Nah, they're healers.

I'm Heather Pricewright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

And we do have medical professionals that listen to The Quibbler.

At least a couple.

Y'all are out here doing actual work, and we are chatting about Harry Potter.

So thanks for what you do.

This week, we are reading two chapters, as usual, from Harry Potter. So thanks for what you do. This week we are reading two chapters,

as usual, from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Our chapters are the eye of the

serpent and St. Mungo's Hospital for magical maladies and injuries. You will hear plenty of

cursing. You will hear ample spoilers and you will hear some

adult themes. This week's adult themes are snogging, survivors guilt, big old snakes,

crowded ERs, and wishing you hadn't eaves dropped. Alex, you want to tell us what happened this week?

I do.

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