Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Mauch.

Thank you my appropriately spaced people. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Look at you.

You did it. You came out. You braved the pandemic. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Alright, I know we're all very, that's very, it's four days before the election.

That storming Daniels once said, let's just get this over with. Right? Isn't that how you, I tell you?

Everything's going on at once. The election and the fucking Halloween tomorrow.

You know, there's a foam moon and we got to set our clocks back. You can do that. Melania loves that, by the way.

She gets an extra hour of pretending she's asleep.

But this election, you know, there's over 80 million people have voted already.

Wow. And this Supreme Court says some even may be counted. So, no, we never had anything like this amount of early voting.

Are you kidding? It's good. You know what they say? The early bird votes out the worm.

And how about, you know, how about a big thank you to the postal workers of America? I know they get a lot of shit.

They don't deserve it. Trump tried to make it hard for them. Trump has not been this scared of the mail since the draft.

Not that he's giving up, by the way. There's a lot of voter intimidation going on out there.

Have you seen that on the news? A lot of Trump thugs harassing likely Biden voters. You know, the poll watchers.

They call themselves poll. You know what? If you see one of these poll watchers, point at your crotch and go, you know what? You can watch this poll.

I got a poll you can watch. Trump has been having, is this a coincidence? He's been having three rallies a day.

And also, COVID-19 infection rates are the highest ever. It's almost as if someone has been traveling around the country, super spreading.

It's like...

Trump's like, if I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me.

But not here in California. Our rate is low compared to the rest of the country because he doesn't come here.

If we want COVID here, we'll get it the old fashioned way from Justin Turner.

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