Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

Thank you. How are you? Thank you very much. Wow. We're here. Masked and anonymous. Thank you very much.

Thank you for, oh, appreciate it. Now, please. You went through a lot of shit to be here.

You had to get tested right and you have masks and you're sitting a bar. I really appreciate it because this has made such a difference to have, you know, for me and the audience to quote Jerry Falwell's pool boy.

There's nothing like a live audience. That's what.

But it's 38 days before the election feels less like an election more like going out of business sale. Doesn't it? It's like all rules must go in America.

But yeah, this week the president is fucking flat-outs that it would have been saying he's going to say forever these he's been not leaving. You know, the law and order president refused to commit to be peaceful transference of power. Should he lose? I mean, even banana republics are like this is bananas.

I mean, right, if you are the president, the only acceptable answer to the question is, of will you submit to the peaceful transference of power is yes.

Not we're looking at it strongly. Not we'll see what happens. These fucking people insane. This guy won't do anything to steal an election. This week he was talking about how they found a lot of ballots thrown in the river.

Yes, that's a big election problem. Let us balance. That's really.

Let me just say this. If you're a black voter in a red state, you got to get in line now. Seriously, I mean, Trump called Malin voting today. This scam, the Democrats are trying to pull this. He said, this scam will be before the Supreme Court. Yes, which we're currently stealing a seat on. So vote all you want.

Because I'm still you and suing because nothing says democracy like a president who's a squatter.

I think he picked the person for the court today, but all week at the rallies or the Trump people have been chanting, fill that seat, fill that seat. Even the team backers are going, that sounds gay.

The team backing was bad, but this. But apparently the pick is going to be this, oh me, oh me, Amy, comey. Well, we're saying this name a lot. I'm sure she's a fucking nut. religion. I was right about that one too.

Amy, sorry, but Amy, comey, Barrett, Catholic, really Catholic. I mean really, really Catholic, like speaking in tongues. Like she doesn't believe in condoms, which what she has in common with Trump, because he doesn't need it.

I remember that from Stormy Dan. So she's going to be on the court. RBG laying in state, Trump visited RBG's casket. He when he walked in, everybody went, boo, boo. And of course all the ass kissers around Trump. They told him, no sir, they're saying, cool, cool.

But so funny, but we're losing our country. Okay, but I'm glad we're laughing. So Trump unveiled, was it today? His new, his new, his old, his forever coming, great national health care plan, which of course is not a plan at all.

And never plan. It's just, we'll work with Congress and Mexico will co-pay for it. This plan, this nothing ever planned. It's been two weeks away since 2016.

In the time it took Trump not to come up with a plan, nature came up with a whole new disease. Yeah, terrible milestone this week. 200,000 dead from coronavirus in America.

And rumors, a rumor that the 200,000th dead was a big Trump fan. And this is sweet before she died. The Make a Wish Foundation brought her a black teenager to yell at.

No, I'm standing by that joke. That's a fine joke. I didn't do it.

And the Washington Post this week reported that Trump, an unguarded moment says racist stuff about blacks and Jews. Yeah, I got news for you, post. It's not that great in guarded moments either.

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