Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you. How you doing? Please. Thank you. Wow, you sound nice. Thank you very much.

Please. Sounds almost like a full crab. That's how good you are. And I appreciate you being here.

I think I know why you're happy today. You're breathing filtered air in here. That's...

Boy, the air quality out there, you live here? Not good, right? I looked at my phone and said the forecast for this weekend partly deadly.

That's not something you want to see on your phone. And now I can tell you, you know who doesn't like it? The animals.

I can tell do not like this air. The Midwest birds are falling out of the sky.

Last night I heard the coyotes outside my window. They were coughing at the moon.

I'd say it's... It's rough here. I'm doing Rodney for that. It's rough. I tell you every time I have a...

I have to think it's like I have a fire COVID or weed. Thank you, Rodney. Thank you for that.

I channeled him there. Yes, and the government has put out a clean air warning for sensitive groups.

So millennials, please stay inside. I love them.

Although millennials might be pissed off because Trump has done it now. You know, TikTok.

Right, owned by the Chinese. Well, the Chinese threat is history now. He is shutting down TikTok. He can't get it now.

If you have it, you could have it forever. But you can't get a new TikTok. The Chinese have been stealing our dance moves.

And that stops now. But if I say this before, conservatives shutting down a place where people dance,

isn't this the plot to footloose?

Okay, so...

President Trump, quite a week, quite a week, even for him, called Biden a pedophile, as you do when you're running for president.

But Biden had dueling tone. I thought Biden looked pretty good in his town hall last night.

He did. And he's out of the basement. He's out there campaigning.

He is. He was in Florida trying to get the Latino vote. He played Dustbacito on his cell phone, which...

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