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The Adventure Zone

Ep. 54. The Suffering Game - Chapter Four

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

After Round One of The Suffering Game, our heroes aren't doing too great -- and with another turn of the Wheel ahead, the future's not especially bright, either. Can they keep their heads up (and on) to power through? Magnus makes an invisible friend. Merle charms the crowd. Taako makes 'em laugh.

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0:00.0

Previously on the Adventure Zone, your decision, trust their decision, and in bright red letters the word for sake appears.

0:07.2

Soap off.

0:08.4

One of these giant pieces of like a washing machine size piece of an industrial machinery

0:15.2

falls from the ring on the ceiling and lands on you.

0:19.2

You're gonna kill America's favorite wizard.

0:22.8

You see a severed human head and then it's eyes open and it goes BAAAAAAA!

0:27.8

Magnus does not react.

0:29.8

My name's Cam. Sorry I can't greet you with a formal handshake but I seem to have misplaced my

0:36.9

everything. But somehow the two liches that run this place are empowering themselves not with

0:41.6

their own emotion but with the emotions of people who came into wonderland specifically suffering.

1:11.7

How do you dungeons and dragons? I wish we could have somebody on the call who made the game

1:36.6

that can be like oh it's been like a month and a half. Let me show me how to dungeons and how to

1:42.0

dragons. You can't just do one of them. I've got these dice in front of me.

1:49.0

Is that part of it? You think we just roll those and like dragons come out of them?

1:54.4

There's that popper ball in the middle and we push down on it. It's a pop-a-matic situation.

1:59.2

Pop-a-matic? That's why they call it D&D, Dyson Dragons.

2:02.1

Yeah. Let's get back into it. Your daughter calls them Dreadles.

2:06.6

That's simply an act. That's a thing already. So you boys are in a bit of a pickle after the last

2:14.4

round of wonderland. Didn't go so great. I mean you won your life whatever. You've got a new

2:21.0

head friend that lives in Travis's backpack I guess. What was Cam?

2:25.7

Cam? Cam? Dad gets the memory award which is the first time. That's the first time.

2:31.7

That's the first time. Pin that on his vest so congrats. You are back in the Wonder Wheel room.

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