Hey, a lot of Unigust hating out there saying that my administration is one of lies and deceit.

I told y'all I knew who Frederick Douglass was. I went on Twitter, everybody say that I do not.

That's why I have my man right here. Fred, please come to the podium and talk to these motherfuckers one time.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I'm Frederick Douglass.

This esteemed black person, I started the black starship and company in 1807.

I freed the slaves from Liberia and created the free states of Liberia.

What are you talking about that? No.

That I'm Frederick Douglass. I'm the civil rights leader that was marched in Selma in 1987.

I'm Frederick Douglass. I'm not Dr. Ben Carson who by the way is a genius.

If I have to say so myself, he I saw him repair the brain of a gerbil that was in a fatal car accident.

I saw it with my own eyes. I'm Frederick Douglass. I started the shipping company and

Danny Bell me out here. I also have Abraham Lincoln and I went to brunch in 1994.

We will listen to a tribe called Quest. No more questions. Sean, please get up here.

Do the drop. Do the drop.

Frederick Douglass please holla.

Where's your favorite art thing-

while like

Frederick Douglass is like your grandmother

you were like saying that in the face

yo and also

Sanford's son

you're big dummy

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