Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen it's me it's a spice man shot spice or guys

have any questions they have any questions I have some facts I want to read off

but first I'm gonna open the floor to questions and I'm gonna have some

some questions some answers for you you have a question sir I'm here in front

yes my name is Johnny Blaze from a murder dog magazine okay I've heard rumors

that the brand is strong are you here to refute that I'm here actually I

that's exactly what I'm here to say I have a few alternative facts for you

shout out to my nigga Kelly Conway I have a few alternative I'll turn a turn

a turn to facts I have documentation here that I really received directly from

Donald Trump it says that the brand is in fact not strong the the brand to

quote Donald Trump is failing and sad so yes that the brand is is weak I've seen

on I've seen on Twitter I've seen the RMOG I've seen the brand is so they have to

show at late night that's that's been played by the left that's been played

by the left Buzzfeed news put that there to discredit the there's

registration the Pew report says the brand is brolic the brand is not

brolic the bed brolic is not a real word for so foremost it's the brand is

very weak okay I'm excuse me look at my suit look at the size of my suit

without lie with the suit this large I would not please next question please

sir over here with the curly hair you don't know Bruno Mars exact you know

what as a matter of fact just do the fucking drop get these guys out here it's

all spice the spice man you already know what time to discover I'm gonna eat

that by bottle boat right I'll turn the facts we need to find that all day do

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