Ep. 539: Rat Boy Summer

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

This week MJ, Holden and Jackie, who's comin in with that Mom Who Smoked Weed Energy are gossin' bout Chappell Roan, the name of the fat Chipmunk, Nicola Coughlan ab-so-lute-ly killin' it, and get your piece of cheese ready cause it's RAT BOY SUMMAH!!! Sabrina Carpenter is explodin' and beggin' Barry not to be a big ol' turd, JoJo Siwa continues to be a v v v bad gurl, but sparks a conversation about vulnerability in Pop music lyrics, no one feels bad for JLo as the downward spiral of her career continues, Julia Louis-Dreyfus replies to Jerry "Old Man Yells at Cloud" Seinfeld comments about comedy in 2024, Rob Schneider just keeps getting asked to stop attempting comedy on a stage, Nick Cannon partners with Dr. Squatch to insure a pair of cursed orbs, Mariah Carey continues to be a Queen Bitch, Holden issues a very important statement on his relation to animated women (apart from Jessica Rabbit), Piers Morgan throws himself into the Baby Reindeer saga with an interview with a woman claiming to be the real life Martha, Holden treads into the murky waters of a weird ass Taylor Swift subreddit and lives to tell the tale, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Travis and Taylor's relationship a PR RELATIONSHIP!? and in The List - The 6 weirdest encounters celebs had with a pre-commander in chief Trump, blindz and SH-SH-SH-SHOUUUUUUUTZzZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	This one goes out to our girl chapel.
0:13.2	You can kiss a hundred buzz and balls.
0:17.6	Shut another shot, another shot, try to stop the feeling.
0:22.1	You can say it's just the way you are.
0:27.0	Make a new excuse, another stupid reason.
0:32.0	Good look, babe. the stupid reason. What?
0:33.0	Good luck, babe.
0:35.0	Good luck, babe.
0:37.0	Weird, good choice.
0:38.0	Singing along to good luck babe the other day and Jeff did say that I sounded a little bit like I was
0:44.4	running up that road.
0:46.0	I was going to say any Linux but I was like no this isn't any Linux
0:51.6	who is this cat's Kate Bunch is no I'm feeling the bush abouts when it comes to good luck babe and yes that is our chapel
0:59.0	That is our amazing glorious chapel do I feel like a step-parent to chapel Rowan the
1:05.2	answer is yes, but am I the mom who stepped out or am I the mom that stepped up?
1:09.7	Yeah. You guys are the parents. It's me! You lifted her higher?
1:14.4	Am I channeling Creed right now?
1:16.2	I really feel like you guys...
1:17.4	Oh my God, do you want me to...
1:18.6	Can you take me higher?
1:21.6	Yeah. Yeah. You're really, Jackie, you're really the mom that smoked weed and it's wonderful to see.
1:28.0	Mom that smoked.
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