Ep. 538: Ja Only Live Once!

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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This week Jackie, MJ and Holden goss like it's 2013 with the Call Me Maybe memes, Miley Cyrus throwing on heels to hit the gym, JLO bets on it...and it doesn't pay off, Andrew Scott becomes the Queens Guard to read erotica for Quinn, a musical based on the Glasgow, Scotland Willy Wonka disaster "Wonka Willy Fest: A Musical Parody" starts dropping songs with none other than John Stamos, Trina McGee announces she's preggers at 54, plans are laid for Page 7 Presents the Haterade Tour...Ya Shoulda Known Better: A Not Love Story (JOLO((Ja Only Live Once))), Adele takes down homophobic losers at concert and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Secretly IN LOVE?!?! A list filled with celeb favorite foods and hobbies that show they got that $$$$, da blindz, shout outs and EVEN MORE Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	So my phone just updated itself and so of course an old picture from my cloud popped up and it was a
0:16.2	meme from I want to say 2015 and had a picture of fat bastard on it and it said,
0:23.0	hey I just met you and this is crazy
0:27.8	get in my belly you taste a baby
0:31.8	and I have been singing that to myself
0:36.3	for four days straight.
0:39.0	Get in my belly.
0:41.0	You, Day, baby. And now I want you to think about Fat Bastard.
0:46.0	Every time you hear, call me, maybe,
0:49.0	which is probably going to be a lot,
0:51.0	because yes, it's Pride month welcome to pride month everybody and
0:54.7	welcome to page 7 get in my belly you tasty baby and you know what MJ is still
1:00.7	laughing about it which means I got them boys I got them. Oh man
1:06.8	nothing I love more than it called me maybe meme I feel like it was one of the
1:10.1	earliest like meme songs you You know it was summer
1:14.4	2012 there was that version with the corgis and it was just corgis going
1:19.6	oer oer oo oo oo you love corgi's singing.
1:24.1	You can't go wrong with the Call Me Maybe Meme, I'll laugh at all of them.
1:27.4	They're all good.
1:28.2	And so, yeah, there's never been a bad one.
1:29.8	I don't even like that bastard, but I'll laugh at this one till my dying day.
1:33.7	Yeah, there was one about killing a sad man and I laughed and it was it shouldn't have been funny.
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