Ep. #536: Kerry Washington, Jim Carrey
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2020
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series real time with Bill Maugh. |
| 0:07.0 | Hey, thank you. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, so great to be back. |
| 0:14.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:17.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:20.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:25.0 | Hey, thank you. |
| 0:28.0 | So great to be back. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:31.0 | I've missed our studio audience. |
| 0:34.0 | Anyway, we've been off for a month. |
| 0:37.0 | I got, I was hoping when I got back I'd be able to report better news, but no, actually California is pretty much shut down again. |
| 0:44.0 | The only thing open here now are beaches, grocery stores, and Will Smith's marriage. |
| 0:52.0 | Oh, yeah, a lot has happened in the last month since we've been off. |
| 0:56.0 | The Russians put bounties on the heads of American soldiers and Afghanistan Trump did say anything. |
| 1:02.0 | And Trump aced his dementia test. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh, and we're at war with Portland. |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, yeah, no biggie now, but if you protest against the American government, mass guys throw you in a van. |
| 1:18.0 | It's all explained in Trump's new hat, makes South America great again. |
| 1:25.0 | But yeah, I mean, who was doing this with federal office federal trip? |
| 1:31.0 | What is mystery police? |
| 1:33.0 | Trump, he likes creating these armies. |
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