Ep. 532: I Am Hard and I Am Ashamed

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week Holden, Jackie and Big Earl are gossin' about it bein' T Swift release week, complete with a 4/19 Taylor Swift album release stream, PLUS IS TAY DOING DDDDDRUGS IN DA WOODS?, Grimes rides out to her screaming Coachella doom on a robotic spider and probably wishes she had Will Smith's memory eraser from his Coachella performance as Agent J (complete with creepily muscular alien dancers), Madonna brings Ricky Martin on stage for to vouge and he subjects everyone to the outline of his HOG, everyone's gettin' ready 4 Joker 2, A SPECIAL QUEST BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR DURING CELEB CONSPIRACY; Did Beyonce Kidnap Sia!?!? AND WHAT'S THE PIGGY PLACE? A list full of iconic characters almost played by people you'd never expect AND MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	I know it's like Jackie you're not even sinked to the zite guys right now because she didn't even perform at Coachella,
0:15.3	but this song has been stuck in my head and that is what you're going to hear because I'm listening to guts.
0:20.5	And Olivia Rodrigo is amazing.
0:22.8	And there's this damn bridge.
0:24.3	And it goes, they all say that it gets better.
0:28.6	It gets better the more you grow.
0:31.6	Yeah, they all say that it gets better, it gets better, but what if I don't?
0:39.2	And that line is murdering me, but what if I don't welcome to page 7 yeah yeah think
0:46.8	about yourself think about your life choices is that what you thought you were gonna have at
0:50.1	page 7 today correction Jackie think about about your life choices because she did perform at Coachella.
0:55.8	She was invited on stage to perform with no doubt.
0:59.4	Oh, that doesn't get video.
1:00.4	I meant she didn't do a whole...
1:02.0	She performed.
1:04.0	She got up and she got a van did a bout that she strutted.
1:07.6	You're both.
1:08.6	She dresses a harajuku girl.
1:10.4	Sometimes we are both right, okay?
1:13.2	That's not true.
1:14.2	Holden is always wrong and I am always right.
1:16.8	And we all know this.
1:17.8	It's canon.
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