Ep. 531: We Can All Be Fun Lesbians Together

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden dawn their best bootleg KISS makeup to start their bad girl era as JoJo Siwa tries to reinvent herself much to all our chagrin (and delight), Mormons apparently love Taylor Swift (who just dropped a massive amount of playlists on Apple Music with some iiiiinteresting choices), April Real's day can't happen because they're STRAIGHT OUTTA REALS and no one is willing to step-up to the mantel, but FEAR NOT as Jackin' on that fated Friday, April 19th shall instead feature MJ and a listen of Tay's new album The Tortured Poets Department THAT DROPS THAT DAY! Join us over on https://www.twitch.tv/holdenatorsho , Shakira and her sons felt emasculated by Barbie and we should all care apparently, Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons don't give their loinspawn phones at the restaurants and MJ says they're BETTER PARENTS THAN THEM, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Miley Steal the Idea for Flowers from Bruno Mars?!?! A list of SHOCKINGLY bizarre "celebrity" facts, da blind items and so much mooooore! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Come as a bitch I should have known better. I would if I had a wish I would have never after round can say
0:16.1	fuck that'd be bad commas a bitch and I should have known better Jackie stop me.
0:22.6	Oh, you want to stop.
0:24.1	I thought you wanted to keep going.
0:26.4	Holden is singing, oh, ring ring, ring,
0:29.5	oh, what are those beautiful bells that we hear coming from Holden,
0:33.0	know it's just karma by Jojo Seuwa.
0:36.5	Welcome to page 7.
0:38.0	And we've got things to say.
0:40.6	This will be the third time we've talked about Jo Jo Joceila this morning because
0:45.7	we lost some audio.
0:48.0	We lost some.
0:49.0	It's been a minute since this sort of things happen.
0:52.2	I will take the blame my
0:53.7	recording just got to stop 15 minutes into a it's not you it's technology
0:57.6	karma's not the bitch technology is the bitch that's the thing maybe it's
1:01.5	karma we were talking shit, should we not talk shit?
1:04.7	I would be now. We literally just talked shit on Jo Jo Jo Jo Jocewa for 15 minutes.
1:09.4	That she knows?
1:10.4	And then Carmen.
1:11.4	Does she know that we're talking shit?
1:13.3	The whole, so, okay, we've already started this episode
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