After White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders was refused service at the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia,

because of her political beliefs, restaurant workers at the Red Hen are being offered

sensitivity training on how to deal with conservatives. Red Hen servers and management will take classes

to learn to recognize their implicit biases against conservatives, and to note when they might be

committing subtle microaggressions against conservatives like putting on ski masks and attacking

them with sticks to stop them from expressing their opinions or ganging up on them in angry mobs

and chasing them out of public venues while spitting on them and hurling four-letter words.

Without this sensitivity training, such subtle microbehaviors might go unnoticed,

because a bigoted American society has taught leftists that only their opinions are virtuous,

and therefore anyone who disagrees with them must be evil. Whereas in fact, if you can't discuss

your ideas without using four-letter words or resorting to cruelty, bullying, and violence,

you may actually be the bad guy. At sensitivity training, Red Hen workers will be introduced to such

concepts as toxic leftism, unearned self-righteousness, and anti-American dirt baggery, as well as anti-American

dirt baggery resulting in the unearned self-righteousness of toxic leftism. Also known as just being

an all-around debag, who can't get a lady a sandwich without working your great big stupid mouth.

During sensitivity training, Red Hen employees will also watch video examples of inherent bias

such as newscasts on NBC and CNN. They'll also revisit historical injustices against conservatives,

like the publication of The New York Times. We hear at the Andrew Clavin Show hope that this

training will teach employees and management at the Red Hen how to treat their fellow Americans

with respect, after which we hope no one goes to their stinking hate-filled restaurant ever again.

Trick-or-warning, I'm Andrew Clavin, and this is The Andrew Clavin Show.

All right, we are back after a particularly disturbing Clavin-less weekend. We tried to get

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