Ep. 530: We Have Risen Today, Y'all

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie's Jolene just wants cookies, Mr. WHITE CISHET MAN himself Holden's terrified of a specificly BUZZy set of fans and MJ's entered a new gay cowboy phase as they gush about Beyoncé's new country album 'Cowboy Carter', Jackie became the APRIL FOOL HERSELF while Holden's forcing the celebration of Men's Month, Lizzo QUIT (at least til she clarified), every company got out their silly sillies for April Fools, Holden mounts the classic Rock of Love on Hulu, Jackie would definitely drink the hot dog flavored seltzer, Sabrina Carpenter is causin'' a ruckus with her NSFW lyrical changes and can we just stop pitting everyone against each other!?, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Jay-z a MURDERER?!?! A list of celebrities acting like aliens, shout outs and moooooooooooore!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	technically this goes out to M.J. because M.J. said do you want to start with Jolene and I said M.J. said, do you want to start with Jolene? And I said,
0:14.4	M.J, I can't sing Jolene the way Beyonce can sing Jolene.
0:19.2	But I think that I can.
0:21.2	Jolene, Jolin, Jolin, Jolin!
0:25.0	Jolin!
0:27.0	I'm making it how it please.
0:31.0	Don't take a comment. I'm going to go down to register something.
0:35.0	Joline!
0:37.0	How about ABC Jackson 5.
0:40.0	ABC, it's easiest.
0:42.0	One, two, three, that's a fun one.
0:43.8	He is a take him just because who can.
0:47.8	I think Jolene's gonna take your man because you sound like a bog monster.
0:52.4	So I just don't. Cookie monster, is that? because you sound like a bog monster. I am a boogie monster.
0:54.0	Is that you?
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:56.0	You sound like you just want cookies.
0:58.0	Is your man a bunch of cookies?
1:00.0	Please don't take them just because you've got my cookies that is.
1:09.0	And you could, you could take my cookies at any point.
1:11.0	And MJ and Holden, I just want to say thank you for never
1:14.6	taking my cookies away you're welcome we would never I would I'm so scared of the
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