Ep. 53: Whipped Her False Lover
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2008
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free |
| 0:05.0 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective |
| 0:15.0 | And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO! |
| 0:18.0 | This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO! |
| 0:23.0 | Whipped her false lover, Jesse Thorn gets a lashing in a Jersey City street, says the New York Times. Let's go! |
| 0:33.0 | It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective. |
| 0:39.0 | It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective. |
| 0:46.0 | Special guest on the program this week, Jasper Red, comedian Jasper Red, welcome to the show Jasper. |
| 0:51.0 | Hey, thanks for having me, y'all. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, it's a pleasure to have you, sir. So, what was this flower pot situation going on outside of my door? |
| 1:01.0 | Oh, yeah, man, before he buzzed me in and got into the lobby, this guy on the street comes up to the gate. |
| 1:09.0 | He's like, hey, buddy! |
| 1:11.0 | I was like, yeah. |
| 1:13.0 | This flower pot keeps getting closer and closer to the street. |
| 1:20.0 | Was this... how on a scale of 1 to 10, how gross and homeless was this guy? |
| 1:28.0 | Nah, dude, look like he had money, you know, he was clinging, you know, he looked good. |
| 1:34.0 | He said, hey, this is a horrible gentleman, but... |
| 1:36.0 | He got into his Bentley and... |
| 1:38.0 | Like, he's been watching this flower pot for a minute. |
| 1:41.0 | Was this guy... do you think this guy lived in the building? Was he like a middle-aged Korean guy? |
| 1:46.0 | Nah, he was a white dude, you know, great hair, like I said. |
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